Top 101 new funny monday morning quotes

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  1. “Monday Morning is gorgeous, but Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”funny monday morning quotes
  2. “I want to live in such a way that when I get out of bed, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!”
  3. “There should be a hard rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
  4. “When your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
  5. “Every Monday, I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work hard. Then my heart laughs at me and says “ are you kidding”. Then we laugh, and I go back to bed.”
  6. “I love Monday morning. It’s a nice place to dream. but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — funny Monday morning quotes 
  7. “don’t make your bed too much comfortable that you cannot wake up early in the morning.”
  8. “if a person buys things that he didn’t want then he has to sell the things that he didn’t want to sell.”
  9. “Twinkle twinkle sleeping star, wake up now it’s the 12th hour, up above the world so high like the sun has risen in the sky.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  10. “ Monday Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”
  11. “I woke up every morning; lay in my bedroom waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly remember that I’m the mom.”
  12. “Monday Morning is a vital t time of day because how you spend your Monday morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
  13. “It’s a grey morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.”
  14. “Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  15. “I hate my morning, but I love its freshness.”
  16. “When you are close to me every morning become a honeymoon for me.”
  17. “how my grandfather wake up every Monday morning,”
  18. “waking up early in the morning keep metabolism and time in the control.”
  19. “Morning will come; it has no choice.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  20. “I need to get up every morning – my coffee needs me.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  21. “Morning not only forgives, but it also forgets.”
  22. “A Monday morning coffee is my favourite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
  23. “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
  24. “There is nowhere morning does not go.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  25. “We can achieve all things with three things, and they are Monday, money and mom.”funny monday morning quotes
  26. “Monday morning is gifted from god from hell to punish the lazy people.”
  27. “Life kisses our faces every Monday morning. Yet, between morning and evening, it laughs at our sorrows.”
  28. “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
  29. “if Monday morning has face then punch it.”
  30. “A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  31. “I am not a morning person.”
  32. “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
  33. “Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”
  34. “I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you.”
  35. “if the morning is a gift by nature then I want to know where I can return that gift.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  36. “It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake.”
  37. “Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.”— funny Monday morning quotes 
  38. “It’s morning time already, and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky, slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.”

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